Monday 13 October 2014

How to make friends!

Well it goes about something like this:

1. Talk for some other reason then to get into the other persons pants.
2. Try to meet up for coffee, tea, beer, water, wine, whiskey... you get the picture!
3. Be honest and direct to the point, how ever disgusting, strange or weird you are, people will like it.
4. Hug, open yar arms wide and HUG THEM MOTHER F*****'s.
5. Not read blogs on how to make friends, that's just plain weird dudes. GET OUT THERE!

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