Chronicles of the Common Room:
Those who know me well enough are cringing and waiting for
what could only be described as a vivid story involving a sexual act committed by
6 people using a spoon. Fortunately for them, it is not.
This is the story of a bowl of ice-cream which brought
together 6 people with the same desperate intentions. Together, they attacked a
bucket of ice-cream digging deep into the soft, creamy goodness.
I in all my glorious genius, bought a tub of ice-cream to
share with people. As per usual due to said genius I also forgot to bring with
me a spoon, for myself let alone multiple ones given that I wanted to share the
nice and refreshing threat.
So there we were, a large number of people sitting and
standing around a table. Each one staring intently at the holder of the spoon, eagerly
awaiting their turn. Being common room, the more time passed, the more people gathered.
Some with quizzical expressions, others
due to the multiple mentions of the word ‘ice-cream’.
On a related note, the ice-cream was vanilla and chocolate.
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